Wouldn't it be great if all of life's problems could be resolved using Treknobabble? Stuck in traffic? No problem -- just reconfigure the optronic relays and route all power through the EPS manifolds, thus ionizing the hull plating and creating an artificial wormhole boring straight through the traffic jam! Late for work? De-polarize the isolinear processors to initiate a tachyon burst around the port nacelle and create a subspace temporal anomaly.

Can you tell that I just got done with a season set of DS9? Treknobabble was always my favorite part of any Trek series. I could go on like this all day. Say it with me: Modulate the phase variance of the plasma conduits. Recalibrate the lateral sensor array.

Get your own Treknobabble right here. Or here.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go run a level 2 diagnostic on my life.